For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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