But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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