do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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