my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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