Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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