i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She's the barista slut.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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