margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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