I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dear god my vagina.
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