Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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