she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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