My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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