So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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