how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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