She said her name was "party"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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