ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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