Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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