i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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