she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Don't make out with my wife yet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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