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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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