glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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