I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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