Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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