ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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