Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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