gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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