I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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