I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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