since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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