I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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