I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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