I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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