We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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