Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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