i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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