I am puke
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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