All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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