Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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