Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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