Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
