Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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