You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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