brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize