"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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