Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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