The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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