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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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