If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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