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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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