at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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