my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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