return my video game
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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