no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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