He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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