Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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