she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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