She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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