question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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