I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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